1. Most innocent dhamki – As the thief was leaving the house, the kid woke up & said to the thief…” mera school bag bhi lekar jaao, warna mai mummy ko utha doonga”….

2. If a cat crosses you, when you are going somewhere, what does it mean??...... It means that the cat is also going somewhere……

3. Ek sardarji Gaadi mai battery daalne garage jaata hai. Mechanic poochta hai- “ EXIDE” ki laga doo,.. toh sardarji kehta hai- kaha baar baar lagane aaunga, ek kaam kar EK SIDE hi nahi DONO SIDE lagade….

4. Santa- people consider me as GOD..
Banta- how do you know that??
Santa- whenever I go to any place, everybody says “ HEY BHAGWAAN!!! TU FIR AAYA”

5. Two sardar’s messaging their girlfriends –
First- mai tere mobile se apni girlfriend ko sms bheju??
Second- nahi…..
First- kyun??
Second- usne handwriting pehchan li toh???

6. Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki har deewar, meenar, Kaleen aur khidki ko dekha, aur kaha- “ Maa kasam, mazak mazak mai bahut kharcha ho gaya”…..

7. Ritesh- aapki vajah se meri shaadi nahi ho rahi hai…..
Vilasrao- who kaise??
Ritesh- sabhi taraf likha hai “ Vilasrao ko BAHU MAT DO”……